Chuck Norris Jokes
" Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
" When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
" Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
" Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
" Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
" If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
" Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
" Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
" Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
" Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. Theyre called things that dont live.
" Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
" Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
" Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
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