Fat Jokes
your so fat, when you walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
your so fat, the last time you saw 90210 was on the scale
your so fat, when you step on the scale it says one at a time please
your so fat, when you step on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock
your so fat, when you goe to a restaurant you gets and estimate
your so fat, at a restaurant when they give you the menu you replied " yes Please"
your so fat, when you went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag you back in the water.
your so fat, when you went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
your so fat, when you sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
your so fat, when you tiptoe, everyone yells "Stampede!"
your so fat, you make sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
your so fat, you make Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
your so fat, when you wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
your so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make you a pair of shoes.
your so fat, when you go to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
your so fat, you can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
your so fat,
that you climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
your so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on your good side.
your so fat, when you haul ass, you have to make two trips.
your so fat, your 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
your so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get you through.
your so fat, you can lay down and stand up and your height doesn't change.
your so fat, the horse on your Polo shirt is real.
your so fat, when you run you make the CD player skip..........at the radio station.
your so fat, your belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
your so fat, when you ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
your so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, you wear wide load.
your so fat, when you get in an elevator, it has to go down.
your so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" you got back in bed.
your so fat, when you were diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave you 5 years to live.
your so fat, you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.
your so fat, you got smaller fat women orbiting around you.
your so fat, a picture of you fell off the wall!
your so fat, your picture takes two frames.
your so fat, your cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.