Ginger Jokes
The brick gets laid.
What do you call a ginger whose phone rings on a Saturday night?
Shocked.
What’s the difference between a ginger and a lawyer?
There’s some things even a lawyer won’t do to people.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A ginger!
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a ginger?
She unties you
What do gingers and McDonald’s have in common?
You’ve never had it so good and so fast.
What’s safer: a ginger or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.
Why aren’t there any more ginger jokes?
Someone told them to a ginger.
How do you get a ginger to argue with you?
Say something like “I’m one of those males who love gingers, great jokes."
What do you call a ginger with an attitude?
Normal
Whats the difference between a terrorist and a ginger?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What’s the difference between dating a ginger and putting your hand in a blender?
There’s always a 50/50 chance the blender isn’t on.
How do you know when a ginger has been using a computer?
There’s a hammer embedded in the monitor
How do you start an argument with a ginger?
Say something.
Dirty Ginger Jokes
What's the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball?
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
A Doctor goes into a hospital ward to see a pregnant lady, who has had terrible stomach cramps and fears for the unborn child...
"Well, my dear, there's good news and bad news. We've run some tests and the bad news is that your baby has ginger hair."
"Oh no!" she replies, "what's the good news?"
The Doctor replies, "it's dead."