Insults
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
Insult: You're a fail. Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you you might as well dress like one!
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
Shock me, say something intelligent.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go f**k yourself.