Science Jokes
Biology jokes
What did the biologist wear on his first date? Designer jeans. More biology jokes.
Animal jokes
Why do tigers have stripes? So they don’t get spotted. More animal jokes.
Physics jokes
What did the receiver say to the radio wave? Ouch! That megahertz. More physics jokes.
Space jokes
What do astronauts do when they get angry? Blast off! More space jokes.
Weather jokes
Where did the lightning bolt propose to his girlfriend? Cloud 9. More weather jokes.
Earth jokes
What did the volcano say to his wife? I lava you so much! More Earth jokes.
Dinosaur
What do you call two dinosaurs that have been in an accident? Tyrannosaurus wrecks
Experiment warning
If an experiment works, something has definitely gone wrong.
Rocket
How do spacemen kill time on long trips? They play astronauts and crosses.
Teamwork
Teamwork is essential, it means you can always blame someone else.
Cat
Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
Light bulb
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Can't be done sorry, it's a hardware problem.
If an experiment works, something has definitely gone wrong.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.
Why are chemists perfect for solving problems? Because they have all the solutions.
Where do you put dirty dishes? In the zinc.
Why do chemists prefer nitrates? Because they're cheaper than day rates.
The name’s Bond, Covalent Bond.
Atom: I’d like to report a missing electron.
Policeman: Are you sure?
Atom: Yes, I’m positive!
What's the first thing you should learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon.
Why did hydrogen marry carbon? Because they bonded so well.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!
What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry labs? Methylated Spirits.