Yo mama is so old Jokes
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo mama's so old that her birth certificate says "expired".
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.
yo mama's sooo old when she went to jesus's school
yo mama's sooo old she started anciet egyption time!!!!!!!!!
yo mamas so old when she farted dust came out
yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was a prince